OK!

So we’re well and truly back, we’ve given away all our “EURO-PRIZES”, we’ve done 5 shows a week for the past month and made more people dance than you can shake an EXTREMELY Large Stick at.

WHAT’S LEFT?

Glad you asked!

Over the coming weeks I’ll be releasing all our Holiday Videos – NO! WAIT!
Not Long, Boring, Self indulgent shots of Landscapes that looked good at the time (but on youtube look like crap), I mean FABULOUS, INFORMATIVE, FUNNY “Mini-Movies” that will make you laugh, cry, and experience all the Major Emotions. After all, we lived like locals (thanks to Rose’s Relatives in France and Italy) so we can show you what the Guide books WON’T, CAN’T, or – simply couldn’t be bothered to….

ANYWAY

Without further ado, below is our BRAND NEW Video of the South of France!!!!!!!!!
You’ll get to see glimpses of:

A Castle!
A French Rave Party!
A really Cool Car!
A Dungeon!
The World’s Most expensive Shoes!
The Red Carpet at Cannes! (Well A Red Carpet…)
and EVEN MORE………………!

[Click the YOUTUBE Link Below]

HEY!

So we’re here, we’re clear, we’re at a Venue NEAR you!

It’s all Systems Online — we’re about to hit the Town again for some more gigs this Month, so check our Gig Guide for Details.  Now, the Questions:

1. Did you miss us???

Answer: YOU BET!!

2. Did we LOVE Europe (and do we recommend going…?)

Answer: Yes and Yes – it’s a GREAT place to visit and you will LITERALLY touch History – that’s all I can say!

3. Didja bring back any Gifts for us?

Answer: Well not for ALL of you, but we did our best to bring back gifts AND special “Euro-Prizes” that we’ll be giving out at certain Gigs!!!!!

4. So, did you play any Shows in Europe?

Answer: Yes we did – but we deliberately kept it to an ABSOLUTE MINIMUM – we wanted a HOLIDAY Dagnabbit! If you look on the Homepage of this Website (and on Facebook and Twitter) you will see the only European gig we did (that we filmed) – for your viewing pleasure.  It’s a bit shakey and messy, but fun to watch and best of all-  it’s short (it’s a brief excerpt from a much longer gig….)

So thanks for all the Emails, Phone calls, Bomb threats etc asking for us to come back!

Unfortunately for you all – we ARE back

Hope to see ya soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much Love from Greg & Rose – and TOM!!!

Ahh, nuthin’ new really…..

How about you?

So, uhhh…..March Eh?

Well, on the Serious Side, thoughts go out to the People of Christchurch, and, closer to home, the people STILL being affected by the Big Wet here in Australia.

No Jokes here – Mother Nature has REALLY done a number on many good people.

Hope everyone who reads this is Safe and Happy, and if not – stay Strong!!

Much Love *ALWAYS* from Greg & Rose (and Tom!)

FEBRUARY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

You have GOT to be kidding……………….

*Sigh*

Ok, then it’s February – fine.

Let’s see, that means: Valentine’s Day

“Saint Valentine’s Day, commonly shortened to Valentine’s Day, is an annual commemoration held on February 14 celebrating love and affection between intimate Companions. The day is named after one or more early Christian martyr named Valentine and was established by Pope Gelasius I in 500 AD. It was deleted from the Roman Calendar of Saints in 1969 by Pope Paul VI, but its religious observance is still permitted.

It is traditionally a day on which lovers express their love for each other by Presenting Flowers offering confectionary, and sending greeting cards (known as “valentines“). The day first became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffery Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of Courtly Love flourished.

Modern Valentine’s Day symbols include the Heart Shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid.  Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting Cards.”

So ah………………………….. now ya know!

(Thank you Wikipedia).

I’ll be personally celebrating Valentine’s Day by being away from Rose – well, by THAT I mean, I’ll be filming a New Commercial (Interstate) for 3 days……..!

*CAN’T SAY ANYMORE – BUT TRUST ME, YOU’LL SEE IT*

Speaking of Ads, hope you’re all enjoying my new BCF Commercial either on TV, or on the Home Page of this very Website!

Oh! And Remember:

If you ARE planning on Celebrating Valentine’s Day – please BE CAREFUL.

There should be no Kissing, touching, or intimacy of ANY kind (so, Business as usual for the Married Couples) and whatever you do -  DON’T say “I Love you” – just reach for the Remote………. 

Ciao 4 Now!

Well it’s that time of Year again – errr… “NEW” that is.

To the guys:

Hope you got what you wanted from Santa, Father Time, and that Hot New Secretary in your Office that Drinks too much at Work Parties…..

To the Girls:

Happy New Year

Ya Know….

I was thinkin’ – if everyone had as much fun as we do at our Gigs um………….more people would come to our gigs.

See below for (blurry) Evidence of this: